The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a peaceful, empirically proven religion that promotes scientific reason and explanation. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
There are a few premises to the church:
1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Creator
2. Evolution is promoted and influenced by His appendages
3. No major wars have been fought in this religion's name
4. The FSM is invisible and influences all
5. It is a welcoming religion to anyone!
A few of the things that the FSM Church believes:
A. Every Friday is a Religious Holiday
B. Flimsy moral standards
C. Our heaven is WAY better. We’ve got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano
For more information about the Church of the FSM, please visit:
FSM Prophet
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