It is important that we remember what Fridays are all about. Fridays are holidays on which we are all supposed to remember our Pirate heritage. Grab your wench, and grog and drink like a Pirate as it is demanded by the FSM!
Do what you can to fight global warming by dressing and/or talking like a Pirate!
I did my part and was rewarded by the FSM when I proposed to my wench in full Pirate attire! She said yes and the FSM did touch us with hiis noodly appendage!
Arrrrgh!
