Saturday, July 24, 2010

Holes in the Word of the FSM


Arrgh I say unto you!

Any of you who may have done even the slightest bit of research into what the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is may have noticed that there are some holes in some of the logic and/or doctrines.

I ask you to examine any form of religion out there today, go through the extent of their religious doctrines and make a claim with 100% certainty that there are no contradictions or holes.

The FSM in His desire for us to seek the truth(as opposed to blind following) put these there to test our faith. We do know that the FSM is omniscient, invisible, and can pass through all matter at will. We also know that there are flimsy moral standards to following Him. He leaves it up to us to seek the truth, not just believe what we are told.

I challenge those of you out there to try us out for 30 days. If you don't like us, chances are that your God will take you back! Are you up to the challenge? If not, its ok. Some people like being told what to think. To each his own.

FSM Prophet

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